Dear Chubby Checker,
PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP.
You are not the most important artist in rock. You haven't been "snubbed" because it's not called The Chubby Checker Rock Hall Of Fame. The fact that you're not in there should be a fucking clue. You're not even in the top ten. What you ARE is a fucking attention whore with an ego in inverse proportion to your importance in the rock scheme. So you invented a dance (which
k_diddy has informed me you didn't even fucking invent anyway). Big fucking whoop. That doesn't make you important enough to have a fucking STATUE in front of the museum itself. The Who, the Stones, the Beatles, Elvis, and Buddy Holly are all better than you.
Fuck off and shut your fat mouth,
Mich
P.S. DID I MENTION THE FUCKER WANTS A GODDAMN NOBEL PRIZE???? For what, having the stupidest fucking name ever???
Arrogant prick.
PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP.
You are not the most important artist in rock. You haven't been "snubbed" because it's not called The Chubby Checker Rock Hall Of Fame. The fact that you're not in there should be a fucking clue. You're not even in the top ten. What you ARE is a fucking attention whore with an ego in inverse proportion to your importance in the rock scheme. So you invented a dance (which
Fuck off and shut your fat mouth,
Mich
P.S. DID I MENTION THE FUCKER WANTS A GODDAMN NOBEL PRIZE???? For what, having the stupidest fucking name ever???
Arrogant prick.

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and so are the Monkees..... *whistles innocently*
*RUNS*
He didn't even invent the fucking dance! The Twist was a B-side by Hank Ballard and the Midnighters first. So, he wants in on the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame because he made a goddamn cover version of a song and proceeded to milk that poor cow dry.
My icon says it all, really.
The Beatles are much, much better than him-and always will be.